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Messy, spur of the moment thoughts that are awesome! 

Ooooooh, Nigra!

  
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To Learn the music software I've been playing with, I improvised a little song about Nigra.

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So, I've started writing songs...

And it's kind of addicting.

  Like, I can see it becoming meth-like addicting, like Intervention-is-going-to-find-my-story-and-interview-my-family addicting. It won't be so, "please, Evan, please just stop!" or "you'll lose everything!" Instead, perhaps it'll gain me something? Maybe Gavin Degraw-like fame?

  Or not.

  I'm not picky. But let me tell you my story.

  I was meandering around the over-conjested mess that's also known as the Internet, and somehow I popped across this new program created by Microsoft in their research labs called "Songsmith." I tagged it on my hyper-active Delicious account, hoping I wouldn't lose it in the mound of other random links I'm always posting there, and moved on with my life. I didn't download the program right away, because I would only get 6 hours of actual play time with it, and what if I liked it? I would have to pay for it, and I wanted to wait and be completely sure before I jumped on that bandwagon.

  I couldn't fight the feelings. I tried downloading it on my "old" laptop (I have since bought my brothers much newer laptop off of him) and it didn't budge. I Googled to find out why I wasn't able to download it, and in my searching, I was excited to find that teachers could download "Songsmith" for free.

  Yup, a small perk for being in education.

  The program writes the chords as you sing into a microphone. You just need to make sure you have your melody down, because as you sing, there's only the beat in your ears.

  So, now that I write random bits of "poetry" places, and I tend to break out into song ALL the time around the house, I'm hoping I can start putting the two things together.

  Let's see where it takes me...

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The Thing About the Sweet Potatoes...

Every year Steph and I are in charge of the sweet potatoes for my side of the family's Thanksgiving. It's a fairly simple recipe that doesn't take too much prep. Steph and I cook some complicated things every-once-in-a-while, so you would think we could put together a sweet potato souffle.

  For some reason, something is always off about them.

  One year, we made two of them, thinking the large family event would need two. One of them turned out OK, while we left out the egg in the other one. We had to quickly put it in and mix it up, but it was haphazard.

  Luckily, they turned out fine.

  This year, as I was mixing up the ingredients to make the pecan crumble that goes on top, the topping became more of a dough-like paste, instead of a light crumble. I did the cup of flour, the cup of brown sugar. I thought I had just a stick of butter, but apparently, I put a few tablespoons of butter too many in. Instead of the topping being crumbly and on top, it was a thick gooey mess that sank to the bottom.

  The 30-minute baking time turned into an hour.

  We were late ot my family's Thanksgiving, and again, we weren't so sure how the sweet potatoes were going to turn out.

  Luckily, they turned out fine.

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Mad Men? More like Viagra Men

I know that my writing in the blog-o-sphere isn't widely read. I don't update it enough on a regular basis, and although I have big dreams of one day taking this blog national, I do enjoy when someone stumbles upon my blog and comments on writings. 

Except when it's penis enlargement advertisers. 

One comment on one of my blogs was just a bunch of links posted with the word Viagra:

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What a wonderful comment Mysterious Cheap Viagra Man. I'm so pleased you enjoyed my writing and that it lifted you up. Lifted what up? Oh. That's been lifted up? 

I think my favorite is "watermelon viagra" at the end of it. 

The other comment on my blog must've been some kind of search. Last summer, I wrote about a tree/bush that grows in our backyard and we call it the Penis Berry Tree. It grows interesting flowers that look just a bit questionable. 

Well, some man out there must've Google-searched the word "penis" and found my blog, and then he decided to post a nice comment on it: 

"Well, penises don't just grow on trees." 

The comment said his name was Aaron, and it was hyperlinked, so I clicked on it and it took me here

Apparently, he owns a business called C**k Gym. So, yet again, I was commented on by another fan of penis enhancement. C**k Gym even has a YouTube channel...

I am now making a call to action. Before someone else comment litters on my blog, will someone please read what I write and comment on it before another penis enlargement man tackles my blog and advertises for bigger, hairier members?

Thank you. 

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Living As Bachelor: First Moment

I just walked Steph to the threshhold where she is a passenger on a vacation and I'm a faux-bachelor for 5 days or so. This is something people do all the time, but you don't realize how weird it is to say goodbye to someone you are so used to seeing everyday. I know that I will be doing a lot of talking to myself as I roam around the house these following nights. Nigra and Raible are going to get an earful, I'm sure.

When I worked a journalism workshop for a week a few years ago, Steph spent the week alone. We were also only 30 minutes away from each other, so if need be I could jet home. I think she even came up and met me for dinner one of the nights. I lived alone in a dorm room, but the other 16 hours during those days was spent with high school kids and journalism teachers. So, that doesn't really count in my book.

I tend to rely on Steph with decisions, since there's always two of us. Especially when driving on 465. Hopefully, I make it home.

Here I go! Living alone for the first time in my own house! Let the adventure BEGIN!

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Harry Potter: OK, so the journey continues

I didn't realize that after the books, there was more obsession to follow. 

Oops. 

How dare I forget that the movies are just as much a part of the journey through the magical landscape that Rowling created. Reading books 1, 2 and 3 weren't as exciting because I had seen the movies, thinking in my anti-bandwagon-jumping way, "I'm never going to read a series of books everyone else is reading, because that is sooo beneath me, but I will stoop just slightly in my pop culture uppity-ness and see the movies." 

Who was that person I used to be? I don't see him in the mirror anymore. Thank God he left. What a downer. 

I am now going to rock my Sunday with some Harry Potter movie viewing, and rock it I will. While Steph is on vacation, I can gorge myself on all the Potter movies, guilt-free, and then do it all over again. Lucky enough, I have 1, 2 and 5 ready to go, but I'm desperate for 3 and 4. I'm not as excited to watch Sorcerer's Stone and Chamber of Secrets because I remember them, and they were more kiddish when they were created. I'm sure they'll still be enjoyable to watch again, since I've read all the novels now, but what I really can't wait to watch is Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince because they are all darker. I enjoy the darker tones that novels ended up taking on. 

Maybe I'll even "live blog" while watching them. 

Ha ha. 

Oh, stop groaning, will you?

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Corn Maze!

We went through a corn maze at Tuttle's apple orchard. It was a bit muddy that day, but we conquered it. Hannah also found a few prizes.

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I'm reading about a teddy bear that's mistaken for a terrorist

I go from "Harry Potter" so something, well, different. We've been shopping in the $1 section of Half Priced Books, because when teachers get 20% (or more) and you're buying books for $1, well, you do the math...

Sometimes we find some goodies. I've picked up the  Stephen King classics "The Tommyknockers" and "Misery" that are in near-perfect condition. I never really thought about reading them, but for $1, why not? I have even come across paperbacks of books I had read before, and for $1, why not own them, too? Only decent ones, though. I'm not going to go and pick up any Anita Shreve book, but I really liked "The Last Time They Met" and owning it is a good choice. 

Steph found a novel where the sheep, as a herd, are trying to figure out who killed their owner, and they don't trust people. There's even on black sheep named Othello. 

I found something similar, sort of. Similar only in it's "strangeness" I suppose. My book is "Winkie." A teddy bear who's mistaken for a terrorist. 

Really?

Really.

I'm only 20 pages into it, but the little guy breaks your heart already. It's not a children's story, though. He's cute, but the adults that are dealing with him are not -- and therefore they've dropped a few F-bombs.

Oops. Watch out for those. It's like stepping through a cow field.

Or a sheep field. 

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Harry Potter: The Journey is Over

My journey started in July and ended this past Tuesday. I have just soared through 4,100 pages of a seven-book series that I'm sad to see over. I don't normally read that much during a school year, but it helps that I had the audio versions for the last four books and listened for 30 minutes in the morning and 40 minutes in the afternoon, as well as other random times when I washed dishes, rode the elliptical, did yard work and mowed the lawn. 

A good reader makes predictions and thinks through the book as they read, evaluating what's happening and trying to place different key elements together. By the time "Deathy Hallows" is over, everything has fallen into place, and even the more boring elements of "Chamber of Secrets" is vital, since Rowling introduces the Horcruxes in "Half-Blood Prince" but, really, she introduced them all the way back in book two. Especially the Sword of Gryffindor, which is vital in the last two books. It's great to see how all the elements fit nicely into each other. They started off small and easy to read, and then they become these big, overstuffed stories that hurt my creative brain, wondering, how did she have all of this figured out? 

Being a writer, myself, I get how the plot devices and characters fit all together. None of the stories I've even considered writing have that much going on, but the creative subconscious just creates and keeps creating this world, and all the pieces fit inside it and it all makes sense to the creator. Rowling probably was overwhelmed sometimes with how much all of pieces would work out. I'm sure she has notebooks filled with just connections and notes. If not, then her brain must be super-organized. 

No wonder we haven't seen anything from her lately. She's probably still tapped out. It would be great to see another series of books from her, but her first seven books were a magnum opus, and therefore, I wouldn't care if she ever wrote another thing again. Nothing she would write again would probably hold a candle to the wind of Potter, and it would constantly be compared. 

I guess that's the blessing and the curse of writing a modern classic. I can see this series living on for eons. But, since it's so great and so vast, and the world she created was so real, it's also the curse in which everything else will be judged, if she continues writing. I don't think that's what people intend to do, but the public has fallen in love with it so much, that they can't help wanting another set of Potter. They can't help comparing it, even if the next pieces she writes/publishes have nothing in common with it. 

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Harry Potter: The Journey VI

I'm about 300 pages into the last installment of the book, and it's heartbreaking. The bad guys are gaining ground, Hogwarts is under the rule of hook-nosed Snape, and Hermione, Harry and Ron aren't there. 

Although, reading the books in succession made the constant return to Hogwarts a bit monotonous at times, there's a hole in me as I read the last book. They are not there, nor do they plan on even going back. And I'm concerned for the characters? Why is that? 

"Won't you be able to get a wizarding job? You haven't completed your N.E.W.T's!"

It's weird those thoughts that I have, isn't it? Not that they should even go back, though. I wouldn't want Snape and Harry in the same building anymore. Snape's a muddy apple fartbucket (a term I coined a couple weeks ago). 

So, as I travel with Harry, Hermione and Ron, it's in complete suspense, but I also feel a bit disjointed since I'm used to them being/acting out part of their adventures at Hogwarts. What I am looking forward to, though, is the next chapter that takes place in Godric's Hollow -- where more than just Harry's parents used to live.

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